Poor cat!

Cat what are you doing. You are not a towel. You do not even like water. Get off of that.

CAT DON’T LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT. IT’S YOUR LIFE. GO AHEAD AND BE A TOWEL. FUCK THE SYSTEM. YOU’RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION. 

CAT, DONT LISTEN TO THEM. YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY!

THATS NOT EVEN A TOWEL RACK

ITS LIKE A PIPE OR SOME SHIT

DON’T LISTEN PIPE! YOU CAN BE A TOWEL RACK IF YOU BELIEVE! YOU AND CAT CAN BE TOWEL AND TOWEL RACK, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, NOT LISTENING TO ANYONE WHO DOESN’T BELIEVE.