How mean can we get ?

Let’s try it out ( let our imagination runs wild ) and see how mean we can get… …
when some1 gives you a sweet, it’s because your mouth stinks…
when some1 gives you a bottle of perfume, it’s because you stink…
when some1 gives you a dress, it’s because you got no taste
when some1 gives you a book, it’s because you are dumb, needs to read more…
when some1 gives you a make-up set, it’s because you are ugly, so start painting your face…
when some1 gives you a audio player, it’s because you are noisy, so on the player & shut up!
when some1 gives you a jig jaw puzzle, it’s because you should stay home and not going out to scare people…
what else huh?….. @@
p/s 1: ok, i admit I’m bored…. B-)
p/s 2: look at some of the add-on from the comment box… it’s quite ‘interesting’… ahaha